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swan2swan:

I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.

Posted 29 November 2017, 5 years ago | 625,890 notes | reblog this post
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cheyennecheyenne:

women are socialized to be so accommodating of others and you don’t even realize it until you’re already in the middle of some elaborate favor for someone and you’re wondering what the fuck you’re even doing


  • anxiety & depression: *makes u stay home*
  • also anxiety & depression: ok but u should also feel super guilty for stayin home lmao
  • me: ????? ok????

Posted 21 April 2017, 6 years ago | 14,387 notes | reblog this post
(originally awake-society / via psych2go)

virgoassbitch:

My kink is having absolutely no one from high school know anything about me or what I’m doin now lmao

Posted 21 April 2017, 6 years ago | 450,194 notes | reblog this post
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timetraveldean:

when someone says I’m being over dramatic

Posted 8 April 2017, 6 years ago | 599,418 notes | reblog this post
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deephoe:

me: *sends a single text* why am i so clingy


Posted 14 March 2017, 6 years ago | 427,527 notes | reblog this post
(originally patanu102 / via spongebobssquarepants)