I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.
women are socialized to be so accommodating of others and you don’t even realize it until you’re already in the middle of some elaborate favor for someone and you’re wondering what the fuck you’re even doing

My kink is having absolutely no one from high school know anything about me or what I’m doin now lmao
when someone says I’m being over dramatic
me: *sends a single text* why am i so clingy